ALL IN THE DETAILS: Attack Of The Living Man Bun

The new trend among males a la Chris Hemsworth and Jared Leto is looking like a woolly mammoth. A well-groomed woolly mammoth, I might add.

More specifically I mean the beard and bun combo: a flurry of hair growing every which way it can on a guy’s head. It may seem like the contrary thing to do to attract a women’s attention in a positive way, but it’s working and we won’t question it any further.

The beard has taken this Fashionisto about a year to grow and his top knot about nine months. It’ll vary among men due to a variety of factors such as genetics. But hey, no more annoying haircuts, right?

Persuade your man to take on this trend and soon enough your hair ties, blow dryer, and other miscellaneous styling products will be disappearing, you two will be vying for the same sink space and you may well be waiting in line for the bathroom. It’s the price you’ll have to pay for your own Hemsworth.

How To: This Fashionisto recommends sleep, Vitamin E and a healthy diet for optimum hair growth. A few pleasant smelling (yet still manly) hair care products don’t hurt either, like Jojoba and Peppermint Bar Shampoo and an essential beard oils kit to keep those follicles healthy and unnaturally glossy.