Sitting outside one day, I noticed a young woman pass by me, recording herself on her phone stating that she loved all her fans. Did I have a celebrity in my midst? I was eager to meet a superstar and rushed over to introduce myself. As it turned out, this was not, in fact, someone lucky enough to be bestowed with the blessing of international stardom, but rather, a sophomore transfer student majoring in financial economics with an above average number of followers on the popular multimedia mobile application, Snapchat.
This utilitarian backpack provides its wearer the necessary functionality to transport the everyday apparatuses wielded in a classroom setting and ensures that one will be more than prepared to tackle the grueling challenges of advanced microeconomic theory. Although the patches of leather shaped into what appear to be eyes serve no practical purpose, I was assured that they were added on with the intention to be aesthetically pleasing and to attract a loyal fan base. She also wore a pair of black boots that elevated her height, allowing her to gain the perfect angle in which to capture her presence for the world to view. Her black jacket and jeans aided in maintaining a low profile so that she would not be harassed in public by swarms of devoted admirers.
Although this woman wasn’t particularly famous, the attire that she wore was ideal for those who wish to be discreet. Wear something similar if you want to keep yourself looking low key.